You know what’s been blowing up Facebook feeds lately? Those weird “Find out your ______ name” games. The ones that say like…take the first letter of your last name and your dog’s favorite color in order to find out your postal worker name. And then you do it and you find out that your postal worker name is Letters McParcel.
If you’re confused just look up Moon Moon. That should help confuse you more.
As we all know, I am the master procrastinator. So I decided to follow along with this bullshit trend and make my own chart. Here today you will be able to find out your own Nom de Plume. All you have to do is take the last letter of your first name, and the first letter of your last name. Using those letters, you will find the first and last names for your pen name.
For example, my name. Rebecca Leviton. A and L. My Pen Name is Cliche Apocalypse. Which I love. Or if I go with Bex, I can be Santa Apocalypse, which is good, but not quite as good. Before you go accusing me of cheating, I used a random number generator to assign the names I came up with to the letters of the alphabet. With one exception. I chose what name the double Q match-up would have, because honestly? Double Q ain’t gonna happen, in my opinion. Feel free to prove me wrong.
I tried to vary the types of genres these pen names could work for. Mystery, Horror, Romance, etc. Lucky you if your name ends up being two mixed genres. Keeps things interesting right? Your name might also work as a stripper name, wrestler name, or band name. You’re welcome. So have fun, folks. I’m gonna go not write some more.