A Curious Inkling

This post is mainly a shop announcement, with a special surprise at the end!  I want to talk about how editing Grotesque is going, but I’ll do that next time.

Yes, it’s that time of year again.  I’ve opened another Etsy shop.  This one does not sell jewelry however.  If you’ll recall from a couple posts ago, I started doing some art using calligraphy markers and water.  Well, I decided to try my hand at selling that art.  I don’t have a fancy camera to help me take pictures of it or anything like that, but I’m hoping the beauty of the work will shine through regardless.  I encourage custom orders.  I also do stationery and save the dates.  Below are some pictures.  Click on them for links to the shop!

A Curious Inkling

Rebecca and rose

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Gwen and Linda

Sparrow

So yeah.  That’s what I’ve been up to.  And there’s other stuff to look at.  More stuff to come!

And now for the special surprise!

My book, Demon Heart, was rejected by Harlequin!  But it was a really nice rejection.  I don’t often say that.  The editor said, “While I found much to like about this project, I’m afraid that it is not suited to our current editorial needs. Aspects of the story are promising—but we’re going to have to pass on this one. However, I thought your writing was promising, and if you have any other projects for us to consider, I would be happy to take a look.”  So that’s pretty nice.  She probably says that to everyone she rejects, but I’d like to think she only says it to the people who truly show potential.

Anyway, the good news is that now I can sell the book for all of $2.00 on Gumroad.  But wait, there’s more!  I programmed in a promotional code.  Readers of my blog get a discount!  Use coupon code “writeright” (One word, no quotation marks) to get $1.00 off!  That’s right, ladies and gents!  You can buy my sultry romance novel, Demon Heart, for just one dollar!  Click on the image below to go buy it!  And don’t forget your coupon code! IF YOU ARE RELATED TO ME BY BLOOD OR BY MARRIAGE, PLEASE READ THE DISCLAIMER BENEATH THE LINK!!!!

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HELLO, RELATIVES.  I AM TELLING YOU NOW, DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK.  I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WANT TO SUPPORT ME, BUT I’D RATHER NOT SCAR BOTH OF US FOR LIFE.  THIS BOOK CONTAINS SCENES OF A GRAPHIC, SEXUAL NATURE.  I DO NOT WANT YOU READING THAT.  I’D MUCH RATHER HAVE OUR RELATIONSHIP REMAIN UNSULLIED FOR THE REST OF OUR DAYS.  YOU CAN TELL FRIENDS ABOUT IT, BUT REMEMBER THAT IT IS A ROMANCE NOVEL.  IT IS NOT FOR THE YOUNG OF HEART.  MORE IMPORTANTLY, IT IS NOT FOR THE YOUNG OF AGE.  THANK YOU, AND HAVE A VERY GOOD DAY.

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